+A Cup of Milk Tea+

I couldn't help it. 8)



New Definition of Three-some

Soujirou's only inkling that something was wrong, horribly wrong was the blur of colours that came as he shut the door. Suddenly there was a large mass pushing him to the ground and though he was usually a calm man, a part of him panicked and he tried to throw up an illusion between them but the attacker was already on the ground, rolling with him as they fell, winding up straddling him on the carpeted floor of his dorm room.

"..Wow, guy on guy action! Can I take pictures to sell?"

Glasses half askew, breathing faster than usual, Souji's eyes darted to the girl side and then back to the blonde currently grinning down on him with a gleeful expression, looking not unlike a dog that's just discovered his tail and can't wait to share.

"-what is going on-"

"SOU-CHAN! I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM!" Aidan grabbed the front of Souji's blazer lapels and almost shook him with his expressive movements.

"Meet my wife!" Soujirou would not have thought he could be in any more shock, but his cheek actually pulled back in a mix display of horror and confusion before he managed to hide it. What madness...?

"Congratulations-" Aidan cut him off again.

"We're a perfect match! Right darling?" He called to the tiny girl currently trying to figure out if the Swarkovski swan sitting on Souji's bookshelf was real and if she could find a way to aquire it as a wedding gift.

"Yup. Long as the cheques keep coming, you can go do the horizontal tango with whoever you want, hubby!"

"YOU BOUGHT HER OFF?" Soujirou's voice actually raised a tiny bit, something that amused to Aidan to no end, who in exchange, gave him a squeezing hug around the chest.

"Isn't it a great solution? Now our problems are solved!"

"How is this a great solution?" Soujirou tried to push and then pry Aidan off of his attempt to attach himself to his chest. "Miss-"

"Doctor." Aidan managed to get a DOCTOR involved in this?

"I'm afraid he's confused in the head-"

"BUT SHE'S OKAY WITH IT!" Aidan complained as he tried to worm his hand down to Souji's waist. Souji slapped it away with more force than necessary and decided the wounded look Aidan gave him in return just wasn't satisfactory enough. He was going to murder him, just as soon as this was all cleared up.

"Look kid, for the amount he's paying me? I'd be okay with him and heck, beastiality."

"...Souji-"

"NO!" Soujirou covered his face with his hands, still trying to beat off Aidan's advances with his elbows. What had he ever done to deserve Aidan?